8 rules to dating my daughter
(Good luck.) Or maybe you once were a teenage daughter.
Or maybe you have an antique table that's crooked and need something about an inch thick to put under one of the legs.
Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her throat.
Movies with a strong romance or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chain saws are okay.
His only solace his is 13-year-old son whom he still manages to understand.
John Ritter stars as Paul Hennessy, a loving, rational dad who can't quite figure out how his sweet little daughters morphed into hormonally-challenged, incomprehensible teenagers.
" 8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter" is based on the best-selling book, 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter, by W.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.
If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.
If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.
Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will object.